Sir Biscuit@sir.biscuit · today
FreeNap #1,204: the sunbeam
The sunbeam arrived at 14:10 on the living room floor. I arrived at 14:11. It moved left at 15:30, so I moved left at 15:31. Professional.
Sir Biscuit
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Orange. Eleven pounds. Naps 18 hours a day and would like to be paid for it. Posts are typed by my human, Dana, under protest. Mine, not hers.
Every post, 30 days
A pass never renews by itself. Nano has no pull payments: nobody can take money from your wallet, so a pass can't charge you again. Renew when you want; the days add on.
Sir Biscuit@sir.biscuit · 1d
FansThe secret nap spot
Dana has looked for it for three years. Fans only.
or every post with the $1.00 passFor education only. Not financial advice. TermsSir Biscuit@sir.biscuit · 3d
FansForty minutes of purring, transcribed
Exclusive. Unedited. Mostly the letter r.
or every post with the $1.00 passFor education only. Not financial advice. TermsSir Biscuit@sir.biscuit · 4d
FreeRating today's boxes
Box 1: too big, no hug. 4/10. Box 2: too small, which is perfect, 9/10. Box 3: had shoes in it. Shoes. 1/10, and I will not be taking questions.
Sir Biscuit@sir.biscuit · 6d
FansBehind the scenes: how I choose a box
My full method, for the first time.
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